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Retirement Looks Good on Me ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Retirement Looks Good on Me ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Officially Family ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Officially Family ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Current Recreational Nuisance ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Current Recreational Nuisance ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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We Both Retired ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

We Both Retired ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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New Home New Problems ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

New Home New Problems ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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52 Still Mows in Straight Lines ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

52 Still Mows in Straight Lines ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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61 Captain of a Very Small Boat ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

61 Captain of a Very Small Boat ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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49 Timed to Perfection, Give or Take ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

49 Timed to Perfection, Give or Take ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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98 Asks for Seconds, Gets Thirds ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

98 Asks for Seconds, Gets Thirds ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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19 Fully Licensed, Partially Trained ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

19 Fully Licensed, Partially Trained ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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43 Still Got It, Just Takes Longer to Find It ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

43 Still Got It, Just Takes Longer to Find It ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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92 Percolator Coffee, No Substitutes ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

92 Percolator Coffee, No Substitutes ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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103 Has Seen It All, Twice ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

103 Has Seen It All, Twice ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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25 Rental Car Discount Unlocked ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

25 Rental Car Discount Unlocked ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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77 Two Wheels and All Afternoon ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

77 Two Wheels and All Afternoon ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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76 Walks Daily, Mostly to the Mailbox ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

76 Walks Daily, Mostly to the Mailbox ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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73 Fishing Stories Grow Every Year ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

73 Fishing Stories Grow Every Year ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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79 Out Sailing, Back Eventually ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

79 Out Sailing, Back Eventually ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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33 Knees Now Issue Weather Reports ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

33 Knees Now Issue Weather Reports ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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85 Throttle Open, Hat Long Gone ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

85 Throttle Open, Hat Long Gone ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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47 Naps Are Now a Competitive Sport ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

47 Naps Are Now a Competitive Sport ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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70 Cast Iron Grade, Never Washed With Soap ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

70 Cast Iron Grade, Never Washed With Soap ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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65 Retired from Giving Explanations ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

65 Retired from Giving Explanations ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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67 Supervises the Street From the Porch ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

67 Supervises the Street From the Porch ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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