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67 Supervises the Street From the Porch ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Supervises the Street From the Porch ~ Sixty-Seven Has the Block Covered

He knows who got a new truck, whose kid is home from college and exactly when the mail comes. Nobody asked him to run the street, but at 67 he does, with a coffee and a dog who agrees. He waves at every car and judges most of them.

  • Retirement Routine: The dad whose morning shift starts on the front step and ends at lunch.
  • From the Neighbors: The cul-de-sac could chip in, since he is the only security they ever needed.
  • Porch Party: Hold his 67th right where he sits so nobody has to move him.


Every celebration needs a comfy outfit for the morning after ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck has a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the first wear, perfect for gift opening, leftover cake breakfasts and the group photo nobody planned