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92 Percolator Coffee, No Substitutes ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Percolator Coffee, No Substitutes ~ The Pods Can Stay in the Box

Up before the sun since 1950, and the kitchen smells the same every morning, strong and a little burnt. Somebody gave him a fancy machine for Christmas and it makes a lovely paperweight. For the grandpa whose 92nd starts at 5am, same as the other 33,000 mornings.

  • Early Riser: From the grandkids who earned the good cup by getting up on time.
  • Kitchen Table Birthday: Give it with the morning pot, because by noon he is done celebrating.
  • Born in 1934: He has outlasted every appliance trend and sees no reason to stop now.


Every celebration needs a comfy outfit for the morning after ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck has a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the first wear, perfect for gift opening, leftover cake breakfasts and the group photo nobody planned