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61 Captain of a Very Small Boat ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Captain of a Very Small Boat ~ 61 Runs a Tight Ship for Two

It seats three if everyone is polite and he calls it the fleet. Sixty-one has a trailer, a lake pass and a launch routine nobody is allowed to help with. For the man whose kingdom is fourteen feet long and whose grandkids call him a sea captain, which he does not correct.

  • Lake Birthday: Hand it to him on the dock while he explains the knot.
  • First Mate Wife: She holds the rope, hands him the sunscreen and lets him lead.
  • Grandkid Crew: The little ones who get the captain's hat speech present it on board.


Every celebration needs a comfy outfit for the morning after ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck has a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the first wear, perfect for gift opening, leftover cake breakfasts and the group photo nobody planned