85 Throttle Open, Hat Long Gone ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Throttle Open, Hat Long Gone ~ He Was Never Going Back for It
Somewhere on a lake in 1958 a good hat went overboard and he did not slow down to get it. At 85 that is still the whole philosophy. For the grandpa who drives the boat, picks the speed and lets everybody else hold onto their sunglasses.
- Lake House Birthday: Hand it over at the dock party, before he heads back out.
- Grandkids' Tribute: From the ones who learned to swim by being tossed off the back of his boat, lovingly.
- Born in 1941: The year is the only thing about him that ever sat still.
Every celebration needs a comfy outfit for the morning after ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck has a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the first wear, perfect for gift opening, leftover cake breakfasts and the group photo nobody planned
