52 Still Mows in Straight Lines ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Still Mows in Straight Lines ~ 52 Takes the Yard Personally
The stripes line up with the driveway and he knows it. Fifty-two edges before the neighbors are awake and stands at the curb to admire the result with his coffee. For the man whose lawn has a schedule and whose kids learned to walk on the sidewalk, never the grass.
- Yard Day Birthday: Perfect for the morning after he finishes the diagonal pattern he saw online.
- Wife Witness: She has heard him mention the neighbor's crooked rows more than once.
- Son's Gift: The kid never allowed to touch the mower can finally buy something for it.
Every celebration needs a comfy outfit for the morning after ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck has a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the first wear, perfect for gift opening, leftover cake breakfasts and the group photo nobody planned



