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73 Fishing Stories Grow Every Year ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Fishing Stories Grow Every Year ~ At Seventy-Three That Bass Is a Canoe

The one he caught in 1981 has gained roughly four pounds every birthday since. Seventy-three years, a thousand mornings on the water and a memory that improves with every retelling. For the man whose grandkids ask for the big fish story knowing how it ends.

  • Boat Buddies: The guys at the ramp have heard it twenty times and still laugh on cue.
  • Grandkids' Gift: Let them give it and then ask him to tell it one more time.
  • Lakeside Birthday: His 73rd belongs on a dock, with a cooler and a fish nobody can verify.


Every celebration needs a comfy outfit for the morning after ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck has a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the first wear, perfect for gift opening, leftover cake breakfasts and the group photo nobody planned