
For the one whose birthday number is the whole joke
28 plotting something fabulous. 33, knees now issuing weather reports. 60 and no longer pretending to like the gift.

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64 Pitmaster, Self-Appointed, Unchallenged ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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65 Retired from Giving Explanations ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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62 Too Busy Living to Count ~ Women's Birthday Tee
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63 Senior Discount, Junior Attitude ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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62 Up Before the Rooster, Just to Win ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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