64 Pitmaster, Self-Appointed, Unchallenged ~ Men's Birthday Tee

Pitmaster, Self-Appointed ~ Sixty-Four and Nobody Has Dared Question the Brisket

He started the fire at 4am, told everyone to leave him alone until noon and then accepted compliments like a man who expected them. There is no certificate and no competition, only a man and his smoke. At 64 the title is permanent.

• Kids Chip In: The grown kids can give him this and then stay out of the backyard like usual.
• Summer Birthday: If his 64th lands near grilling season, the party cooks itself while he supervises.
• Neighbor Envy: The guy next door has smelled that smoke for ten years and still has not gotten the rub recipe.