63 Senior Discount, Junior Attitude ~ Men's Birthday Tee

Senior Discount, Junior Attitude ~ Sixty-Three Takes the Deal and Keeps the Nerve

He asked for the discount at the hardware store and then bought something his wife has already called ridiculous. Sixty-three means the prices drop while the ideas get bigger. Hand it to the guy who still thinks he could land a kickflip in a quiet parking lot.

• Grown Kids: For the dad who texts you memes at midnight and still beats you at arm wrestling.
• Birthday Lunch: Order the senior special, tip like a king and let the table enjoy the joke.
• Buddies: His fishing and golf crowd will steal the line and repeat it all summer.