64 Pitmaster, Self-Appointed, Unchallenged ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Pitmaster, Self-Appointed ~ Sixty-Four and Nobody Has Dared Question the Brisket
He started the fire at 4am, told everyone to leave him alone until noon and then accepted compliments like a man who expected them. There is no certificate and no competition, only a man and his smoke. At 64 the title is permanent.
- Kids Chip In: The grown kids can give him this and then stay out of the backyard like usual.
- Summer Birthday: If his 64th lands near grilling season, the party cooks itself while he supervises.
- Neighbor Envy: The guy next door has smelled that smoke for ten years and still has not gotten the rub recipe.
The after-party is always cozier in a hoodie, and Kelsey's dog agrees ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie brings soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a front pouch for confetti emergencies and ribbed cuffs, made for late-night sparklers, tailgates and the walk home from the wedding reception



