
For the one whose birthday number is the whole joke
28 plotting something fabulous. 33, knees now issuing weather reports. 60 and no longer pretending to like the gift.

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29 ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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29 ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid
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29 ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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61 Captain of a Very Small Boat ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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61 Captain of a Very Small Boat ~ Ornament
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51 Porch Swing Season Is Every Season ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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51 Porch Swing Season Is Every Season ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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51 Porch Swing Season Is Every Season ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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51 Porch Swing Season Is Every Season ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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51 Porch Swing Season Is Every Season ~ Ornament
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32 Bedtime Is Now a Personal Goal ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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32 Bedtime Is Now a Personal Goal ~ Ornament
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80 Eighty Years Without a Single Instruction Manual ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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80 Eighty Years Without a Single Instruction Manual ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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80 Eighty Years Without a Single Instruction Manual ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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80 Eighty Years Without a Single Instruction Manual ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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80 Eighty Years Without a Single Instruction Manual ~ Ornament
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