
For the one whose birthday number is the whole joke
28 plotting something fabulous. 33, knees now issuing weather reports. 60 and no longer pretending to like the gift.

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81 Beats the Grandkids at Cards, No Mercy ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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83 Tells the Same Story Better Every Time ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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83 Tells the Same Story Better Every Time ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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80 Years of Making This Look Easy ~ Women's Birthday Tee
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79 Counting Blessings, Nothing Else ~ Women's Birthday Tee
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