81 Beats the Grandkids at Cards, No Mercy ~ Men's Birthday Tee

Beats the Grandkids at Cards, No Mercy ~ Eighty-One and Still Cleaning Them Out

He taught them gin rummy at six and has not let one of them win since. Eighty-one years of a straight face, a quick count and a quarter jar that only grows. His kitchen table is the most feared casino in the county.

• Grandkids' Revenge: They can give him this and lose to him again by dinner.
• Family Game Night: His 81st should be a long table, a fresh deck and a crowd that knows better.
• From His Wife: She has watched him take the kids' allowance for decades and holds the bank.