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81 Beats the Grandkids at Cards, No Mercy ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Beats the Grandkids at Cards, No Mercy ~ Eighty-One and Still Cleaning Them Out

He taught them gin rummy at six and has not let one of them win since. Eighty-one years of a straight face, a quick count and a quarter jar that only grows. His kitchen table is the most feared casino in the county.

  • Grandkids' Revenge: They can give him this and lose to him again by dinner.
  • Family Game Night: His 81st should be a long table, a fresh deck and a crowd that knows better.
  • From His Wife: She has watched him take the kids' allowance for decades and holds the bank.


Every celebration needs a comfy outfit for the morning after ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck has a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the first wear, perfect for gift opening, leftover cake breakfasts and the group photo nobody planned