For the one who clocked out forever and will not be checking email
The calendar is now a work of fiction. Fishing and napping are listed as skills.
Retirement Looks Good on Me ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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I Gave Up a Nap for My 70th ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Off Duty Sloth ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Sleeping In Five Stars ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Sleeping In Five Stars ~ Premium Hoodie
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Nobody Bosses Me Around Except the Dog ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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This Is the Whole Plan ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Find Out What the Dog Does All Day ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Doing Nothing Takes Years of Training ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Still Takes Long Drives ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Fishing and Napping ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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My New Office Is a Pontoon Boat ~ Premium Hoodie
From $57.99
Golden Retiree ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Golden Retiree ~ Premium Hoodie
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On Vacation Since the Farewell Cake ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Weekday Tourist ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Retirement Is for Fancy Birdhouses ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Freshly Retired ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Roll for What Day It Is ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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The Retiree ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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My New Coworker ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Every Hobby Is Relaxing ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Nowhere to Be All Day to Get There ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Live Like You Just Turned in Your Badge ~ Comfort Colors Tee
From $36.99