
For the one who clocked out forever and will not be checking email
The calendar is now a work of fiction. Fishing and napping are listed as skills.

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Year of the Late Start ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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I Had a Job Four Hobbies Ago ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Plop ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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My Spouse Is Trying to Employ Me ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Zero Meetings ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Slow Morning Preservation Society ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Alarm Clock Butterflies ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Wait I Don't Have to Go Back ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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No Thank You I'm Retired ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Going in the Donate Pile ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Been to Like a Million Weddings ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Honeymoon or Bust ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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