Freshly Retired ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Freshly Retired ~ Still Has the New Smell

The farewell card is still on the fridge and the alarm has not gone off in nine days. Everything is new: the fishing gear, the golf glove, the pickleball paddle that somehow needed buying immediately. First month of freedom, fully equipped.

• New Retiree Gift: Time it for the first week, when the novelty is at full strength.
• Hobby Starter Humor: For the one who bought every piece of gear before picking a favorite.
• Retirement Party Centrepiece: Hand it over with the cake and the terrible speech.