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Golden Retiree ~ Premium Hoodie

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Golden Retiree ~ Nothing Left to Fetch

The career is done chasing, and so is the retiree. What is left is a sunny spot, a good nap and a dog who fully supports the new schedule. A warm pun for the warmest kind of send-off.

  • Dog Lover Retirement: For the retiree whose dog has been waiting years for this many walks.
  • Pun-Friendly Farewell: Gets a laugh at the party and a lot of wear long after it ends.
  • Snowbird Packing: Toss it in the bag for breezy evenings by the water.


Kelsey calls it the after-party uniform ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed hoodie with a soft cotton face over cozy fleece, a jersey-lined hood with a flat cord and a front pouch for confetti, cake forks and the dog's treats ~ that broken-in feel is ready for bonfires, tailgates and the walk home from every celebration, sizes S through 2XL