
For the one whose birthday number is the whole joke
28 plotting something fabulous. 33, knees now issuing weather reports. 60 and no longer pretending to like the gift.

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99 Ninety-Nine Percent Legend, Rounding Up ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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99 Ninety-Nine Percent Legend, Rounding Up ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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99 Ninety-Nine Percent Legend, Rounding Up ~ Ornament
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97 Firmest Handshake in the County ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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96 Dressed Up, No Reason Required ~ Women's Birthday Tee
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97 Dignity With a Twinkle ~ Women's Birthday Tee
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97 Dignity With a Twinkle ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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95 Rare and Radiant, Rarely Rushed ~ Women's Birthday Tee
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95 Rare and Radiant, Rarely Rushed ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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