
For the one who clocked out forever and will not be checking email
The calendar is now a work of fiction. Fishing and napping are listed as skills.

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42 The Answer to Everything, Obviously ~ Women's Birthday Tee
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40 Finally Done Asking Permission ~ Women's Birthday Tee
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36 Booked, Busy and Impossible to Replace ~ Women's Birthday Tee
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24 Two Dozen Years of Being Delightful ~ Women's Birthday Tee
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18 Adult on Paper, Ask Again Later ~ Women's Birthday Tee
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105 Still Not Done Celebrating ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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