89 Reads the Fine Print Just to Argue ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Reads the Fine Print Just to Argue ~ He Found a Typo in the Warranty

He has never signed a thing without reading it twice and calling somebody about paragraph four. At 89 the eyes need help but the objections are sharp as ever. For the dad who treats a restaurant menu like a contract and usually wins the dispute.

• Grown Kids' Revenge: From the children who had every report card cross-examined.
• Birthday Dinner: Sit him next to the lawyer in the family and let them go.
• Born in 1937: He has been asking and who says so for the better part of a century.

The after-party is always cozier in a hoodie, and Kelsey's dog agrees ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie brings soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a front pouch for confetti emergencies and ribbed cuffs, made for late-night sparklers, tailgates and the walk home from the wedding reception