89 Reads the Fine Print Just to Argue ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Reads the Fine Print Just to Argue ~ He Found a Typo in the Warranty
He has never signed a thing without reading it twice and calling somebody about paragraph four. At 89 the eyes need help but the objections are sharp as ever. For the dad who treats a restaurant menu like a contract and usually wins the dispute.
- Grown Kids' Revenge: From the children who had every report card cross-examined.
- Birthday Dinner: Sit him next to the lawyer in the family and let them go.
- Born in 1937: He has been asking and who says so for the better part of a century.
Every celebration needs a comfy outfit for the morning after ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck has a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the first wear, perfect for gift opening, leftover cake breakfasts and the group photo nobody planned
