89 Reads the Fine Print Just to Argue ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Reads the Fine Print Just to Argue ~ He Found a Typo in the Warranty

He has never signed a thing without reading it twice and calling somebody about paragraph four. At 89 the eyes need help but the objections are sharp as ever. For the dad who treats a restaurant menu like a contract and usually wins the dispute.

• Grown Kids' Revenge: From the children who had every report card cross-examined.
• Birthday Dinner: Sit him next to the lawyer in the family and let them go.
• Born in 1937: He has been asking and who says so for the better part of a century.

Kelsey has a rule ~ if there is cake, there is a party, and if there is a party, the long sleeves come out once the sun goes down ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL, ready for backyard birthdays, bonfire bashes and every reason to celebrate