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87 Rubber Chicken, Decades of Service ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Rubber Chicken, Decades of Service ~ The Bit Still Lands

He bought the gag in 1961 and has deployed it at every christening, graduation and funeral luncheon since. At 87 the grandkids groan on cue, which was always the point. For the grandpa whose one joke outlived three TV sets and the family station wagon.

  • Prank Grandpa: From the kids who found it in the freezer, the glovebox and, once, the church pew.
  • Birthday Roast: Hand it over right before the toasts so the whole table gets the reference.
  • Born in 1939: He has been the comic relief since 1939 and never once asked for a raise.


Every celebration needs a comfy outfit for the morning after ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck has a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the first wear, perfect for gift opening, leftover cake breakfasts and the group photo nobody planned