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79 Out Sailing, Back Eventually ~ Men's Birthday Tee

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Out Sailing, Back Eventually ~ Seventy-Nine and the Wind Decides When

He left the dock at nine, said he would be back for lunch and nobody set a place. Seventy-nine years and the only schedule he keeps is the tide. He answers 'when will you be home' with a shrug and a look at the sky.

  • Wife's Patience: She has eaten alone on windy days since 1972 and packs him a sandwich anyway.
  • Harbor Buddies: The marina crowd will nod at it and go check their own lines.
  • Dockside Birthday: His 79th should be a sunset, a cooler and a boat tied up just in time.