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74 Pearls On, Patience Off ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Pearls On, Patience Off ~ Seventy-Four Dresses Up and Does Not Wait

She looks like a lady and talks like a woman who has heard every excuse. Seventy-four years, a strand that has been to every wedding since 1970 and a tolerance for nonsense that ran out around 2004. Meant for the grandmother who says grace and then says what she thinks.

  • From the Daughters: Give it to the mom who taught you manners and when to drop them.
  • Bridge Club: Her Thursday ladies will know exactly which one of them it describes.
  • Birthday Luncheon: Her 74th needs white tablecloths, real glasses and a waiter who moves quickly.


Kelsey has a rule ~ if there is cake, there is a party, and if there is a party, the long sleeves come out once the sun goes down ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL, ready for backyard birthdays, bonfire bashes and every reason to celebrate