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71 Early for Everything, Including This ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Early for Everything, Including This ~ Seventy-One Showed Up Twenty Minutes Ago

He was in the parking lot before the restaurant unlocked and considers the rest of you late. Seventy-one years of being first through every door, including the one to his own party. He sets two alarms for an appointment next week.

  • Daughter's Pick: For the dad who picked you up from school before the bell every single day.
  • Early Bird Dinner: His 71st is at 4:30 sharp and he will text everyone at 4:00 to confirm.
  • Wife Has Given Up: She stopped trying to make him sit still in 1979 and just hands over the keys.


The after-party is always cozier in a hoodie, and Kelsey's dog agrees ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie brings soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a front pouch for confetti emergencies and ribbed cuffs, made for late-night sparklers, tailgates and the walk home from the wedding reception