71 Early for Everything, Including This ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Early for Everything, Including This ~ Seventy-One Showed Up Twenty Minutes Ago
He was in the parking lot before the restaurant unlocked and considers the rest of you late. Seventy-one years of being first through every door, including the one to his own party. He sets two alarms for an appointment next week.
- Daughter's Pick: For the dad who picked you up from school before the bell every single day.
- Early Bird Dinner: His 71st is at 4:30 sharp and he will text everyone at 4:00 to confirm.
- Wife Has Given Up: She stopped trying to make him sit still in 1979 and just hands over the keys.
Kelsey has a rule ~ if there is cake, there is a party, and if there is a party, the long sleeves come out once the sun goes down ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL, ready for backyard birthdays, bonfire bashes and every reason to celebrate
