57 Knows Which Fork, Uses Whichever ~ Women's Birthday Tee

Knows Which Fork, Uses Whichever ~ 57 Has Earned the Casual

She set a proper table for thirty years and taught two kids where the bread plate goes. Fifty-seven eats the leftover lasagna standing at the counter with the big spoon and zero guilt. For the woman who knows every rule of the dinner party and has decided which ones apply tonight.

• Dinner Party Gift: Perfect for the birthday meal she hosts in slippers with the good china.
• Daughter's Nod: The kid who got the etiquette lectures can present it with the dessert fork.
• Husband Relaxed: He has eaten over the sink for years and is glad to have company.