56 Holds the Remote, Holds the Power ~ Men's Birthday Tee

Holds the Remote, Holds the Power ~ 56 Runs the Living Room

Four streaming services, two sports packages and one man who knows the channel numbers by heart. Fifty-six has a spot on the couch nobody else sits in and a remote that goes to bed with him. For the household's commander-in-chief of the big screen, whose approval ratings vary by season.

• Game Day Gift: Hand it to him during the commercial break, which he will also skip.
• Wife Veto: She has one show a week and negotiated the time slot like a treaty.
• Kids' Campaign: The grown kids shouted at for touching the volume will fund this gladly.