52 Still Mows in Straight Lines ~ Men's Birthday Tee

Still Mows in Straight Lines ~ 52 Takes the Yard Personally

The stripes line up with the driveway and he knows it. Fifty-two edges before the neighbors are awake and stands at the curb to admire the result with his coffee. For the man whose lawn has a schedule and whose kids learned to walk on the sidewalk, never the grass.

• Yard Day Birthday: Perfect for the morning after he finishes the diagonal pattern he saw online.
• Wife Witness: She has heard him mention the neighbor's crooked rows more than once.
• Son's Gift: The kid never allowed to touch the mower can finally buy something for it.