52 Still Mows in Straight Lines ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Still Mows in Straight Lines ~ 52 Takes the Yard Personally

The stripes line up with the driveway and he knows it. Fifty-two edges before the neighbors are awake and stands at the curb to admire the result with his coffee. For the man whose lawn has a schedule and whose kids learned to walk on the sidewalk, never the grass.

• Yard Day Birthday: Perfect for the morning after he finishes the diagonal pattern he saw online.
• Wife Witness: She has heard him mention the neighbor's crooked rows more than once.
• Son's Gift: The kid never allowed to touch the mower can finally buy something for it.

The after-party is always cozier in a hoodie, and Kelsey's dog agrees ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie brings soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a front pouch for confetti emergencies and ribbed cuffs, made for late-night sparklers, tailgates and the walk home from the wedding reception