48 Age Is a Rumor I Refuse to Confirm ~ Women's Birthday Tee

Age Is a Rumor I Refuse to Confirm ~ 48 Declines to Comment

Her birth year is on a need-to-know basis and the DMV is the only one who needs to know. Forty-eight has a standing hair appointment and a stack of candles that stopped growing at thirty-nine. For the friend who will laugh and still not tell you the number.

• Party Rule: Give it the night her cake comes out with a single candle and no questions.
• Sister Knows: The only person with the real date can hand it over and keep the secret.
• Husband Smart: He learned a guess is never the right move and gives this instead.