40 The Warranty Is Getting Suspicious ~ Men's Birthday Tee

The Warranty Is Getting Suspicious ~ Forty Still Runs, Mostly

At forty the knee makes a sound getting out of the truck and he pretends it was the seat. He will tell you nothing is covered anymore and then drive six hours to a lake without complaint. For the man with a few miles on him and no plans to trade in.

• Fortieth Fuel: Perfect for the backyard bash where the brothers show up ready to roast him.
• Wife's Pick: She knows he will laugh first and then check his shoulder in the mirror.
• Shop Talk: The guys at work will quote it back every time he stretches.