36 Groans When Sitting Down, Proudly ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Groans When Sitting Down ~ Louder Every Year, No Shame About It

The sound he makes lowering into a chair has become a feature of the house. The kids imitate it; the dog looks up. There is a workshop out back and a lower back with opinions about it, and at thirty-six every seat comes with a soundtrack.

• Two Rooms Away: The wife who hears the groan from the kitchen can give it with a grin.
• Kids Pick: The children who do the impression at dinner will love it most.
• Workshop Guy: The friend who spends weekends building things and Mondays recovering gets it.

The after-party is always cozier in a hoodie, and Kelsey's dog agrees ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie brings soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a front pouch for confetti emergencies and ribbed cuffs, made for late-night sparklers, tailgates and the walk home from the wedding reception