36 Groans When Sitting Down, Proudly ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Groans When Sitting Down ~ Louder Every Year, No Shame About It

The sound he makes lowering into a chair has become a feature of the house. The kids imitate it; the dog looks up. There is a workshop out back and a lower back with opinions about it, and at thirty-six every seat comes with a soundtrack.

• Two Rooms Away: The wife who hears the groan from the kitchen can give it with a grin.
• Kids Pick: The children who do the impression at dinner will love it most.
• Workshop Guy: The friend who spends weekends building things and Mondays recovering gets it.

Every celebration needs a comfy outfit for the morning after ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck has a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the first wear, perfect for gift opening, leftover cake breakfasts and the group photo nobody planned