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35 Mid-Thirties, Max Effort, Minimal Sleep ~ Men's Birthday Tee

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Mid-Thirties ~ Max Effort on Minimal Sleep, Somehow Still Standing

Up before the kids to lift, a full day of work, the Tuesday practice to coach, and he still asks what is for dinner like he has energy left. Nobody knows where it comes from. Thirty-five runs on five hours and the husband, dad or gym partner refuses to admit it.

  • 5am Witness: The wife who sees the alarm go off can gift it with a yawn.
  • Gym Buddies: The guys who spot him before sunrise will recognize the schedule instantly.
  • Coach Dad: The team parents who see him at every practice can chip in on this one.