29 Owns a Helmet Now, Wears It Sometimes ~ Men's Birthday Tee

Owns a Helmet Now ~ It Occasionally Makes It Onto His Head

He started riding again this year, bought the safety gear on his wife's orders and keeps it hanging in the garage where it can watch him. He will tell you he is being careful. Twenty-nine and about ninety percent of the way to actually using it.

• Wife's Revenge: The one who bought the helmet in the first place gets the last laugh here.
• Sunday Riders: The guys who ride with him have all witnessed the helmet situation.
• Last Lap of the Twenties: Thirty is next year, so this one should still be a little reckless.