27 Plays Records, Explains Records ~ Men's Birthday Tee

Plays Records ~ Then Explains Them Whether You Asked or Not

He bought the turntable at twenty-seven, and that is the year everyone at the party learned about pressing dates. There is a system for the shelf and a speech for every sleeve. Buy it for the boyfriend, brother or roommate whose birthday playlist comes with liner notes.

• Girlfriend Gift: The partner who sat through the B-side lecture deserves to gift the joke.
• Crate Digging Crew: The friends who hit the record shop with him on Saturdays will nod slowly.
• Living Room Party: He will put on something obscure and this will be the only thing louder.