22 Peak Metabolism, Treating It With Respect ~ Men's Birthday Tee

Peak Metabolism ~ Honored Nightly With a Second Dinner

He can eat a large pizza at midnight and look the same in the morning, and everyone over thirty at the party quietly resents him. At twenty-two he knows the window is open and he is climbing through it. For the son, roommate or best friend treating his metabolism like a limited time offer, because it is.

• Older Brother Gift: The sibling who lost that superpower at twenty-eight gives it with a sigh.
• Arcade Night: The crew that closes the arcade and then hits the drive-thru will understand.
• Mom's Reminder: Hand it over with a vegetable, just to be safe.