22 Peak Metabolism, Treating It With Respect ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Peak Metabolism ~ Honored Nightly With a Second Dinner

He can eat a large pizza at midnight and look the same in the morning, and everyone over thirty at the party quietly resents him. At twenty-two he knows the window is open and he is climbing through it. For the son, roommate or best friend treating his metabolism like a limited time offer, because it is.

• Older Brother Gift: The sibling who lost that superpower at twenty-eight gives it with a sigh.
• Arcade Night: The crew that closes the arcade and then hits the drive-thru will understand.
• Mom's Reminder: Hand it over with a vegetable, just to be safe.

Kelsey has a rule ~ if there is cake, there is a party, and if there is a party, the long sleeves come out once the sun goes down ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL, ready for backyard birthdays, bonfire bashes and every reason to celebrate