22 Allergic to Small Talk and Early Mornings ~ Women's Birthday Tee

Allergic to Small Talk ~ Mornings Are on the List Too

First birthday after graduation means a real alarm clock and a coworker who wants to chat about her weekend at 8:02. She would like to file a complaint with whoever scheduled adulthood this early. Twenty-two, brilliant after ten, a hazard before nine.

• Desk Buddy Gift: The coworker who learned not to speak until the second coffee will get it instantly.
• Graduation Follow Up: The cap came off, the job started, the sleep schedule never recovered.
• Brunch Table: Bring it to the birthday she agreed to on the condition it started at noon.