Vacuuming It's How I Meditate ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Om Is Spelled With a Cord

The hum, the straight lines in the carpet, the brief and total silence of a house that cannot talk over the machine. Some people need a retreat. You need twenty minutes and an empty canister.

• Clean Freak Gift: For whoever finds inner peace one perfect carpet stripe at a time.
• New Homeowner Humor: Give it to the person who vacuums before the guests arrive and after they leave.
• Chores as Therapy: It names the one task that somehow resets the whole brain.