Under New Management ~ Comfort Colors Tee

4:12am Under New Management

There is a new boss in the house and the boss weighs eight pounds and keeps terrible hours. Meetings are called at 4:12am without notice and attendance is mandatory. New parents will read this and laugh in the exhausted way that counts as a full laugh now.

• New Parent Gift: Bring it to the shower or the hospital, whichever comes with less traffic.
• Honest Mom and Dad Humor: No glitter, no cute slogans, just the truth about who runs the schedule.
• Grandparent Approved: Grandma will want one too, mostly so she can brag about sleeping through the night.