Today I Turn 44 Please Act Surprised ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Forty-Four, Rehebutt Your Gasp

Everyone knew. The calendar knew. The dog knew. Still, a little performance of shock when the cake comes out is what 44 deserves. Practice your faces in the car.

• Birthday Humor Gift: For the 44-year-old who plans their own surprise and then critiques it.
• Office Birthday Favorite: Perfect for the coworker whose desk gets the balloons every year, on schedule.
• Smirk Included: It owns the big number with a grin.