The Warranty Is Getting Suspicious ~ Comfort Colors Tee

The Warranty Is Getting Suspicious ~ Forty Years, Parts May Vary

Nothing is broken exactly, but the knees make announcements now and the back has opinions about the mattress. Kelsey has attended enough fortieth birthdays to know the honest ones are the funniest.

• Fortieth Birthday Gift: Perfect for the friend who insists they feel twenty-five and groans getting off the couch.
• From the Younger Sibling: Give it with love and the smug knowledge that your warranty is still valid.
• Works for Him or Her: The joke is about the mileage, not the gender, so it fits every forty-year-old who laughs at themselves.