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Professionally Relaxed ~ Ornament

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Professionally Relaxed ~ Decades of Training Finally Pay Off

After a lifetime of being professionally everything else, the retiree has finally earned a title worth having. Kelsey thinks relaxation at this level deserves a business card, a corner office, and absolutely no responsibilities.

  • Executive Retirement Gift: Perfect for the person who held serious titles and is ready for a silly one.
  • From the Grateful Team: Coworkers can give it as a promotion the retiree actually wanted.
  • Great for Her or Him: It flatters, it teases, and it fits anyone who has fully committed to doing less.


Hang it now, and it brings the celebration back every December after. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; the string comes along and a damp cloth is all the care it needs.