Officially a Homeowner ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Officially a Homeowner, Now With Strong Feelings About Gutters

Nobody warned you that the keys came bundled with opinions. Suddenly you notice downspouts, you have a favorite hardware store aisle, and you have said the word drainage out loud at a dinner party. Welcome to ownership. It is wonderful and it leaks a little.

• First Home Closing Gift: For the brand-new owner who already has a weekend project list.
• Realtor Favorite: Beats the usual gift basket and earns a photo on moving day.
• Gutter Season Humor: Anyone who has been up a ladder in October will claim it.