Not Lost Just Onboarding ~ Comfort Colors Tee

I'm Not Lost, Just Onboarding

Week one at the new job: forty passwords, a badge that opens half the doors, and a kitchen you cannot find twice in a row. Everyone is nice and nobody has explained where the printer paper lives. For the new hire surviving orientation one clipboard at a time.

• New Job Gift: Give it the Sunday before the first day along with a good pen.
• Office Humor That Lands: Coworkers who still remember their own first week will laugh out loud.
• Career Change Cheer: Also for the person who started over at 50 and is learning the acronyms.